Were you aroused by our name? ……. Do you feel a desire to satisfy this curiosity? Allow us, at Better Than Sex to release your inhibitions and capture your senses by providing the most romantic way to finish off your perfect evening. As the islands exclusive Dessert Only Restaurant, we offer mystery, romance, and indulgence wrapped up into the most decadent sweet dining experience. We’d love to capture your curiosity with one of our chocolate dipped wine glasses, caramel rimmed beer or champagnes, and cheeky named desserts. Were sure you’ll have a few giggles, and fond dreams of Better Than Sex as one of Key West’s most captivating experiences.

Adult Apple

Ephemere Apple Spiced Ale served in a tall beer glass with our signature, Caramel Rim-Job.

The Morning After

Danish brie cheese & dark Belgian chocolate grilled on homestyle buttered bread kissed with cinnamon sugar. Served snuggled up against a shot of strawberry champagne soup.

Sex Appeal

Sparkling Moscato d’ Asti in a wine glass with our pink sugar/white chocolate Rim Job.

Better Than Sex

Deep. Dark. Chocolate! Penetrates a pumpernickel bread pudding poked with dark sweet cherries.

The Original “Choco-Cab”

A Chocolate Rim Jobbed wine glass filled with our house cab.

Tongue Bath Truffle

Tickle your tonsils with these flourless wedgies (gluten free!)…Imagine being inside an extremely dense & rich Belgian chocolate truffle lightened with a cool, refreshing kiss of raspberry sorbet— a real trip around the world.

Man Candy

Fruli strawberry ale in a white & dark chocolate rimmed beer glass.

Kinky Key West Cream Pie

Silky Smooth within, plus nuts on both sides. This fluffed up Lime Cream Cloud floats a mile high on top of its flaky Macadamia kissed pie crust—it’s how we do Key Lime.

The Red Room

Sensual art on the walls and privacy booths for intimacy.

The Gold Room

Luxurious and private with a bit of family history.

nook E bar

Our seductive speakeasy. Available for large party bookings, groups of 8 to 16, by calling Syd direct at 305-296-8102.

Our Design

Many thanks to our talented contractors, Wade, Bill, Morgan and Brian of WHM renovations

What people are saying about Better Than Sex

I came here with my girlfriend and we had a delicious drinks!! One of the best place I’ve been in key west!!!

Google+

You have to check this place out, cozy booths, romantic lighting and honest to god good desserts!…

tripadvisor

Great unique place for a romantic dessert, my husband and I loved the atmosphere and the wonderful desserts.

tripadvisor

Try the key lime pie and red wine with dark chocolat. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. It’s called FOOD PORN.

foursquare

…Wine in a chocolate dipped glass has changed my life forever. Dessert so good you can’t even talk you just savor. Go, just go.

Yelp!

Len & Dani

Owners Len and Chef Dani find each other incredibly sexy—why do you think they went into business together?

Mandy “Man Candy”

She may be known as ‘Man-Candy’ (just look at those eyes!), but show her that lovin’ feeling, try to match her witty sense of humor and she’ll playfully eat you right up.

Katie “Sweeny Wood”

She used to be a “Cinnamon Girl”, but lately, it seems a little fresh talc is all it takes to get her starry-eyed.

Martina “Macho”

If you arrive revving a Black Challenger SRT8, Martina is always up for a quick spin around the block. Ironically, a challenge seems to be her vice.

Sanjar “Sammy”

Sammy’s in heaven here, with all the “BTS girls, it is sexy.” Well said.

Margarita “Marushka”

Marushka wears life lightly and find her fellow staffers to be an amazing sexy family. Mind if we join?

Shelby “Shabie Baby”

As Urban Dictionary States: “Absolutely Amazing, Incredibly Sexy, Sweet & Nice.” Feed her some ‘bubbles’ and out comes a touch of Spice.

Taylor

Playful and Optimistic. Taylor is a lover, not a fighter. He prefers the ‘female flowers’, with a ‘dried’ sense of humor —low maintenance versions only!

Charity

The perfectly named Charity is so sweet, she’s a dessert all by her self— so order quickly!

Daniel

Don’t ask Daniel to take your photo, You’ll end up taking his picture— with your date in his lap

Meg

Usually quiet and unassuming, Meg’s smolder is evidence that still waters run deep

Sophie

A true animal lover, Sophie is always adopting strays. But don’t get any ideas, gentlemen…

Syd

As a former ringmaster, Syd’s talents are invaluable. We say that because a circus is coming soon

Mike

Self-professed resident legal counsel, Mike has seen every episode of Judge Judy and once met her in our local CVS

Emma

Our Emma is so sweet, we’d make her into a special dessert, but you might go into sugar shock

Marta

Marta is the perfect example of still waters running deep— and with Key West on a shallow reef, that’s saying something

Anticipate

There are always questions. See if yours is answered here. If not, give us a call
(305)296-8102 and remember Reservations Suggested

YES..IT IS DARK AND NIPPY INSIDE.

we suggest you wrap it up.

WE ARE RATED PG-13.

kids still in your belly are welcome.

OUR LARGEST TABLE COMFORTABLY SEATS UP TO 4.

Privacy walls, and our desire to keep things intimate, prevent accommodation of larger parties.

PLEASE SPEAK EASY AND RELAX.

Yelling, cursing, and intoxicated behavior is best suited elsewhere.

RESERVATIONS SUGGESTED DURING PEAK TIMES.

We only have 15 small tables in our main dining rooms. 

THERE ARE NO QUICK IN AND OUTS HERE.

Take-out may not be available during peak times.

OUTSIDE FOOD AND BEVERAGE PROHIBITED.

We will gladly seat you when you are done.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Bubble Hours

Bottle Wine Specials weekdays 6-7pm and 11pm to close

Happy Bubble Hours

Bottle Wine Specials weekdays 6-7pm and 11pm to close

Our Story

image2The dream began in 2003 …. And it all started with Len exclaiming to his new wife…. “I want dessert.” Four hours later, Dani brought out a fully decorated 2 layer Oreo Cream Cake for her new Hubby. Len Pronounced, “Wow, if you can do this what else can you do?” Dani took him up on the offer and began baking her little heart out at home. For the next three years she recorded all of her recipes, saved receipts, took photos of everything she was doing, just because something inside said she should.

Then in 2006 Len and Dani rolled out the “Dessert Menu” for the Restaurant to all of their friends at a Valentines day party at their home. None of them knew anything about the Dream. “You should do this for a living,” seemed to be the response….This is exactly what husband and wife team, Dani & Len had intended to do and their friends were the Ginnie pigs!

len_daniIn 2008, Better Than Sex opened their doors!

A Husband and Wife Team, Len & Dani Johnson are self taught entrepreneurs.

Owner, Len Johnson is the business mastermind behind the operation. Len has taught himself the ins and outs of successfully running this business. He continues to teach himself, motivate all around him and build an empire

Baker/Owner, Dani Johnson was surrounded by an Italian family growing up, centered around each other, love & lots of food. Baking became her and her moms favorite thing to do. Without any formal training in baking, Dani proves it is possible to fulfill your dreams…. With this recipe for success: 1 Cup -perseverance, 1 Cup -belief, 1Cup- Self Discipline & a whole bushel of trial & error!

Find Us

Hours of Operation:
(Reservations Suggested)
Open 7 days a week 6pm-midnight

Address:
926 Simonton St,
Key West, FL
(Get directions)
Phone:
(305)296-8102
Winter Update (No sex for us):
October 23-29, 2016: Vacation Thanksgiving Day
December 5, 2016: Staff Holiday Party
Christmas Day
Super Bowl Sunday
4TH of July
October 15 – 28, 2017: Vacation
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Call Us: (305)296-8102

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